Proof: Monkeys Are Evil

Here are a few photos from our zoo trip yesterday. While we were at the orangutang exhibit, this giant one came and sat down right in front of Sawyer. He was eating seeds or something, but I know he wanted to eat my kid. Check out these faces, and don't tell me you think they're cute. Bloodthirsty. Evil. That's what they are. I hate monkeys, by the way.

This picture may look cute and innocent, but it's just moments before the big Daddy monkey pimp-slapped the baby several feet across the enclosure. Mom's response: "Where's child services when you need them?" Zoom in. Look at these eyes: EVIL.
Inappropriate shirt of the day. At the zoo? Really??
Thankfully, Sawyer lived to wave from the piranha tunnel.