Thursday, November 5, 2009

Say Goodbye to Fetus, Say Hellow to The Beast

This baby has gone through way too many name changes so far. I think I may stick with this one though: The Beast. I know what you're thinking--that doesn't sound very motherly of me. What child wants to realize that his or her (especially her) mother bestowed such a name. Let me plead my case.

Point A: This baby has started kicking me hard enough to actually cause pain. I screamed, in fact. There is movement all the time, and big movement. I know Saw did a lot of that, but it was way later than this. It's too early! Let's realize that I have like four more months or something for The Beast to grow stronger. Not good.

Point B: There is already sibling rivalry. Whenever Sawyer sits down in my lap, The Beast immediately starts punching or kicking him in the back. Saw hasn't noticed yet, but it won't be long until he does.

Point C: I am suddenly ENORMOUS. I'm scared to even put a picture up of me now because I feel like The Beast has exploded. Then my mom tells me, "Well, don't forget that I was a 9-pound baby, your dad was a 10-pound baby, and his brother was a 12-pound baby." I am officially terrified.

The Beast is so strong and active already that I am actually kind of freaking out about the next few months as s/he grows stronger and bigger. What will really crack me up is if The Beast ends up being a five-pound little girl. Oh, the stories we'll tell at her rehearsal dinner...

4 comments:

  1. GRANDPA TURKEYNov 5, 2009 06:25 PM
    maybe beastie boy or girl would sound better. i think you look great but lay off the blue bell until april...lol
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  2. It's GOT to be a girl, the way she's abusing you and Saw. She's already getting a head start on that love/hate mother-daughter relationship thing, AND she wants all the attention for herself -- definitely a girl :P
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  3. My son was like that from when I could feel him kicking. 3 years later and I wonder if I still have itty bitty footprint bruises on my insides! He had certain spots that he kicked for different reasons, like when I needed to eat, he kicked the hardest; and if I had to try to hold it for the bathroom, I swear that he starting kicking or punching the bladder until it was emptied. I used to joke with my OB nurse that he mistook my bladder for a soccer ball and he was trying to bend it like Beckham. The good side of all of that is that he was a very strong and healthy baby (he was actually pushing off the bottom of the bassinet in the hospital with his feet).
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  4. don't think of it as competition for your attention from Saw but as a "hello" from one sibling to the other :)
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